Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives:
- The later you are,the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
- Dogs don’t mind it if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
- Dogs seldom outlive you.
- You never have to wait for a dog they’re ready to go when you put your coat on.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re stumbling around in the dark.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- Another man will seldom steal your dog.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.
- Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
- If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.