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Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives

Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives:

  1. The later you are,the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
  3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
  4. Dogs don’t mind it if you call them by another dog’s name.
  5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  7. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
  8. Dogs seldom outlive you.
  9. You never have to wait for a dog they’re ready to go when you put your coat on.
  10. Dogs find you amusing when you’re stumbling around in the dark.
  11. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  12. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
  13. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
  14. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  15. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.
  16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
  17. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

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Last train to Clarksville. And Pastrami.

I fired up the smoker this morning.   Prepped-up-us some corned beef brisket, and when I’m done in several hours, that fucker will end up as sliced Pastrami.     Well, it’ll end up as the best Reuben sammitch you’ll ever eat.    At least that’s what I’m imagining.       The Monkees have been in my head all morning.

Did you know that that Monkees were the reason that Easy Rider even happened?      Monkee money financed the filming of Easy Rider.

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More Snow.

More snow. Dying to fill my iPod, twist a throttle and find a town I’ve never seen, let alone know the name of. Don’t call my cell on that weekend. I won’t answer.

 

Some people like to just ride.     To the corner or to the store.   To the next next town.   for a few hours, or a few days.     To the lucky few, for a few weeks.    What it means to me I’m not sure it means to everyone else.

Life is a tough sumbitch.     It’s exactly as it should be.

I just like to ride.    It’s been snowing today.   Man, I need it.

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kinda moved by this picture..

217450_150105715144232_1552156441_nYou can say this picture is political, but I’d like to think I  know better.    Read the history of Ronald Reagan.   He came from a different place.     from a different generation.   Cut his teeth through shallow Hollywood, yet saw the bullshit.   There he is, kissing that flag.     Maybe it was the time, but at the very least I gotta think it wasn’t.    He was revered because he was a man of principles.     Maybe a man from a different time.   You 49 percent, you can get the hell off my blog, or you can personally email me.      Would love to see obama kissing that flag.

 

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Just a couple of videos.

 

I love history.   I’ve always loved history.     When you read history, it will come alive when you put yourself in it.     It happened to real people.      How would you react to this scenario, or that event?     Pick an event, and its got a guy, maybe just like you that lived through it.   I know its shaped my life and how I think.

I’m seeing the world changing.   I’m not so much scared for me, I’ll be fine.    I’m scared for my kids.

Just a couple of videos.    Such a great song….I don’t know if this was how my parents felt during the Cuban missile crisis, or how an old farmer felt in 1775, or watching sons argue at the dinner table in 1860 in the years that preluded a civil war.

But Shits a brewing.   I hate to see the divisions in this country right now.      I hope to think we’ll rise above it all.     I’m worried that the masses want something that is not good for us.

There is a better way.

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Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll

I forgive em. I barely care. I don’t get excited about too many things…

All I know is hockey is back tomorrow. As much as I’d like to take a stand on the principle of the thing…. Owners shmoners/players shmayers. It ain’t my fight. Drop that puck boys, lets rumble. Is anyone else stoked?

Sid’s saucer passes.   Geno entering the zone, and slapping one into the twine.   Orpik laying the lumber.    Fleury flashing a glove or two.   Man, I’m pumped.

 

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