The Family Von Zip.
I have no idea where I’m at with the Iron Butt now. It’s nothing but time and money, but both for me are up in the air. I need money, and I don’t have much time. If I can get the former, I’ll figure out the latter.
On a side note, I thought I’d post a picture of my family finally. To hell with identity theft and hiding behind my moniker.

I’m the one in front with the bowl haircut and the missing Tooth. I was mom’s favorite. My older brother Skeezix, is the serious one with the engineer boots. He listened to alot of Alice Cooper and put me in the chest Freezer once till my tears froze. Luckily, we found a carpeted spot in the forest to take the picture.
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